This one turned out much sadder than I anticipated. Also Ned Stark doesn’t do emojis.
I wrote a GOT parody.
SPOILER WARNING for Game of Thrones through season 7 finale. Please do not yell at me if you get spoiled.
I could not resist.
Unfortunately, the format makes it impossible to edit any errors, but hey that’s texts for you.
There will be a part 2.