About Me

Susan Taitel will neither confirm nor deny that she is a being of pure magic. She manifests on our plane periodically to dispense humor and enjoy the luxury of a hot shower. Her favorite color is beyond your ken, but she assures you it’s lovely.

Valerie Valdes- biographer

List of Publications:

Sister published in Horror, Humor, and Heroes Vol 2. (Purchase here)

Wandering Eye published in By Polaris Bright: MinnSpec Vol 3. (Purchase here)

From the Offices of the Department of Children and Family Services, Kings Landing Office published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. (Read for free here)

Seeded published in Gallery of Curiosities episode 54, anthology #2 Spring 2018 (Purchase here) (Or listen for free here)

Amenities published in Stupefying Stories (Read for free here)

Cat Lady published in Galaxy’s Edge Magazine issue 35 (Read for free here)

The Rose Sisterhood published in Cast of Wonders (Read or listen for free here)

Deadbeat published in Cossmass Infinites issue 1 (Purchase here)

Ten Secret Things You Don’t Know About Closet Monster published in Daily Science Fiction (Read for free here)

The Numbers published in Daily Science Fiction (Read for Free Here)

Choosing published in Baffling Magazine issue 4 (Read for Free Here)

Plus a couple of videos of me reading from works in progress.

I would probably maybe run over your mother for a real Chicago style pizza